I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
No, it’s photoshop. That’s not even how physics work. Fuck off.
Done by Dan Collins at Bluz Tattooz in Waterford, MI.
I got this done as a present to myself for deciding never to cut again. Done is my late mother’s handwriting, covering a few yet-to-fade scars.
if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog
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Can we just
praise the lawd jesus for this tweet
Still so proud of myself that my sign made it on TV and onto Memebase. XD