burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(via mememaster)

mycatsaregay:

shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

correction: MUST take a shower while on hallucinatory drugs

correction/addition: have sex in this shower

rainbow sex

have rainbow sex in this shower while on hallucinatory drugs. yes.

FUCKING HELL SOMEONE GET WITH ME AND FUCK IN THIS FUCKING SHOWER HOLY FUCK

(Source: whenthesunshinesthrough, via the-humans-from-wall-e-deactiva)

bradofarrell:


Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

No, it’s photoshop. That’s not even how physics work. Fuck off.

bradofarrell:

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

No, it’s photoshop. That’s not even how physics work. Fuck off.

(via the-humans-from-wall-e-deactiva)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Dan Collins at Bluz Tattooz in Waterford, MI.
I got this done as a present to myself for deciding never to cut again. Done is my late mother’s handwriting, covering a few yet-to-fade scars.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Dan Collins at Bluz Tattooz in Waterford, MI.

I got this done as a present to myself for deciding never to cut again. Done is my late mother’s handwriting, covering a few yet-to-fade scars.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

(via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

(via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)

(Source: precumming)

(Source: capsat, via dutchster)

whereicomefromthereisnotime:

i love alex so much xD

whereicomefromthereisnotime:

i love alex so much xD

(Source: c0lor)

asianrebel:

i can’t

MISSION ACOMPLISHED!

asianrebel:

i can’t

MISSION ACOMPLISHED!

(via illbecutetoo)

yourdangertho:

shittyler:

Can we just

praise the lawd jesus for this tweet

yourdangertho:

shittyler:

Can we just

praise the lawd jesus for this tweet

(Source: thiselenanon, via illbecutetoo)

b-bot:

Still so proud of myself that my sign made it on TV and onto Memebase. XD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

b-bot:

Still so proud of myself that my sign made it on TV and onto Memebase. XD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

(Source: blue-eyeswhitebrandon)

(via did-you-kno)